Dog-trainer Trains Pastors?

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"DENVER — When Cesar Millan, dog trainer and best-selling author, announced he would hold pastors conferences in Denver and Chicago, the events sold out in three hours. Now his "Pack Leader Pastors" conference has become the surprise buzz of the summer."

"Pastors should become their church's pack leader and 'staff whisperer' by practicing calm-assertive leadership and keeping staff members and problem church members in a calm-submissive state. "Your people need exercise, discipline and affection, in that order," Millan said. "Most pastors give them affection first. Your people see this as weakness."

[continued at LarkNews.com]